Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Hazards of Snowfall

Contrary to what you may think, the white flecks are not snowflakes. Rather, they are slightly more successful ninjas, mid-round house kick.

I dedicate this postulation to Snowpocalypse 2010. Photo by Eric, haiku and ninja by me.

Possibly related haiku:
When Everything is Better With Zombies
Evil Plotting
Sneaky 5-7-5

Friday, January 22, 2010

It's Unreal

I really shouldn't watch The Duel.
It's true -- I learned it on MTV. Haiku by me, photo by Eric.

Possibly related haiku:
Signs of Impending Lunacy
Nihilist Haiku Do Not Exist

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Resolutions Inventory

Updating Bad Nanobot more often was also on the list.

I am a sucker for a good resolution. I'm especially good at breaking them. Haiku and photo by me.

Related haiku:
With Resolve

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

-Ly Is The New Exclamation Point

As with exclamation points, adverbs should still be handled with care.

This is my postcard from Adverbia. Photo by Eric, haiku and font by me. (The font was made using YourFonts.com, which I totally recommend for easy, inexpensive handwriting fonts.)

As you may have observed, for the first time in three years, I did not win NaNoWriMo. I did, however, write about 25,000 words of fantastic prose (well, pretty good, at least) and edit two thirds of last year's NaNo novel. So, I think that's pretty awesome. I shall call this a success, even if it's not a victory.

A great bunch of my wonderful buddies also did NaNoWriMo this year, so here's a shout out to those who tried -- 'tis better to try and fail than to never have tried at all. And to those who won: You rock!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Novelling again


I didn't tell you:
I'm doing NaNoWriMo
again this year. Whoo?




I am writing rather slowly and painstakingly this year. This might be because I'm also editing last year's novel. Have no fear, kids. These novels are gonna rock it.

In addition to my NaNoWriMo haikus, you may enjoy these writing-related haikus:
I hate to break this to you, but...
Evil Plotting
Badass Haiku

Monday, September 28, 2009

When Everything is Better With Zombies

For true zombie addicts. The sandwich is not guaranteed brain-free.

Haiku by me. Disgusting sandwich photographed and consumed by Eric.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Word Nerdery

You just can't help pitying it for those long, drawn-out W's flanking that strangely-placed K.

I guess "gawkish" is a little cuter, but similarly piteous. Haiku by me, photo by Eric.